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Mr Fortville, United states 30 years-old Single

semi-depressed 14 February 2009, 17:35 Canada

Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML

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creeped out 12 June 2012, 18:28 Smithtown, United States

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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wdunn69733 11 October 2012, 14:30 Macon, United States

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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