By Noname - 25/02/2009 01:20 - United States
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By Noname - 25/02/2009 01:20 - United States
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You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.