By Twix88 - 19/02/2014 11:00 - United States - Huntsville
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Tipton
Great parenting, Patricia
By HeMayHaveSomeIssues - 28/02/2014 20:01 - Denmark
By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City
Quite the catch
By Ms. Piggy - 02/03/2014 19:09 - United States - Clarksville
By Anonymous - 08/03/2014 23:13 - United States
NO MORE!
By cat whisperer - 20/03/2014 04:31 - United States
By KEA_08 - 20/03/2014 17:13 - Canada - Etobicoke
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OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.
By no - 20/03/2014 22:18 - United Kingdom - London
Curious minds
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pratt
By SocialAnxietySucks - 26/03/2014 03:31 - United States - Houghton
By Coryj1220 - 26/03/2014 03:53 - United States - Louisville
By shabowbow - 27/03/2014 18:14 - United States - Hillsboro
shabowbow tells us more.
Thankfully I wasn't stung, and I do appreciate on the long run them hitting me with a textbook. It could've been a lot worse than a headache.
By notamum - 29/03/2014 02:07 - Australia - Belmont
By phantomthelabrat - 31/03/2014 12:24 - United States - Fargo
By someone - 01/04/2014 19:21 - United States - Point Pleasant
By derped-out sperm - 01/04/2014 21:41 - Ireland
Nailed it
By watch_corn_dance - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pontiac
By the long distance guy - 08/04/2014 07:56 - United States - Waterbury
Sorry Mr Whiskers
By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver
This is my FML. This did happen in Alabama. Sadly, I don't think this guy was kidding at all, although, he was obviously tweaking pretty hard so that may have played a role. He didn't work there he was just another customer. The dude actually brought it up twice. After the second time my brother ditched me and went outside to get away from him and left me to sit with the creep. However, shortly after I got the last laugh when he followed my brother outside to pester him again.