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By Faitesdesgosses - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Sevrey
I agree, your life sucks
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Rien de spécial... Que dire à part que j'aime bien venir sur ce site uniquement pour passer du bon temps 10 minutes par jour. En particulier lorsque je n'ai rien à faire. N'allez surtout pas croire que c'est péjoratif, bien au contraire. Ce site est l'un des rare auxquels je suis fidèle. ^^
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
I never take things to heart
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Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I’m your new creative director
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Picture this FML
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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Tell us what happened next
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He who tries, wins.
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I agree, my mouse works.
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A new thumb
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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100 kick-ass comments
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Work is a 4-letter word
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The rules are the rules
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Gandhi
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One more and it's business time
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Tweet, tweet
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Star of the Forum
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
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You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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Ravie que ma VDM ait été publiée. Cette VDM est en réalité arrivée à ma tante il y a plusieurs années (ça doit remonter aux années 90 ou 2000). Exceptionnellement, elle avait amené ma grand-mère, qui n'avait pas le permis de conduire, faire les boutiques au centre-ville de Toulouse. Cette ville est située à une heure de là où elles habitent toutes les deux. N'y étant pas retourné depuis des années, ma grand-mère a insisté pour revoir la maison bourgeoise de ses employeurs, qui est située rue Bayard. Dans les années 40, ma grand-mère y gardait les enfants de ses patrons et faisait le ménage et la cuisine. Le jour où elles y sont retourné, ça avait beau être l'après-midi, ma tante a raconté qu'il y avait déjà quelques "travailleuses" sur place. Mais ma grand-mère étant un peu candide, elle n'a pas réalisé que c'était des prostituées et ne s'est absolument pas rendue compte de sa bourde. D'ailleurs, elle ne comprenait pas pourquoi les passants riaient.