About Jackie_of_spades
I'm one of those people that can be super-duper quiet around some people, and then a complete spaz around others.
My iPod has everything on it from Vanessa Carlton to the Offspring to showtunes to Danish techno.
I have multiple husbands, wives, and twins.
I'm incredibly gay. If you don't like that, well, deal with it, 'cause you're only gonna have to deal with more gay people in your life. We're not going away just because you don't like us.
I live for those undescribable moments in life.
Punk/rock covers of pop songs make my life happy.
I really, really wish I lived in a time where being a writer was an actual career and not something you did on the side.
My love life is shit. Ferserious.
I love songs with lyrics that completely spill my soul.
If I could, I would live on Dr. Pepper and steak.
I really, really hate it when people use "gay" as a synonym for "stupid."
...If you wanna know more, don't hesitate to ask.
I'm open to any questions.
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