By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold
I agree, your life sucks
29 160
You deserved it
3 073
jipster
Mr
0
Followed
Followed
1
Followers
Followers
11
Badges
Badges
96
Comments
Comments
6315
Visits
Visits
9
Favorites
Favorites
About Jipster
If i say: i'm lying. Does it make me a liar or not?
Jipster - Followers
Jipster - Followed
Jipster's page visits
Jipster's FML badges
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Jipster's favorite FMLs
By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States
I agree, your life sucks
488
You deserved it
100
Rhyno tells us more.
I think we're alone now
By lopez - 16/12/2008 03:58 - France
I agree, your life sucks
10 065
You deserved it
35 274
By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 21:29 - United States
I agree, your life sucks
55 134
You deserved it
44 871
By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States
I agree, your life sucks
45 953
You deserved it
6 799
To explain a bit more in detail, I pulled a U-Turn and the dog ran out of the yard and boom... It was a medium sized dog, I drive an SUV and didn't see it as I was making the turn. I didn't even know they had a dog... haha The following 20 minutes were probably the most uncomfortable of my life, after I knew the dog was fine I kinda laughed nervously and left. "Hi I'm the guy who is dating your daughter, sorry about the dog"... Live and you learn.