Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML
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FMyBrain
Fairbanks, United States
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML
max
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
My new BFF
Today, my wife got a new best friend. It's my ex-wife. FML