scared for life - 29/01/2012 16:23 - United States Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML 27 156 2 556
Pugs not drugs Anonymous - 26/10/2011 05:43 - United States Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML 36 515 5 514