Oh well…
By DL06 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By DL06 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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Hey all OP here. Thanks for all the kind words. For those wondering, I gave my flatmate my blessing. The guy and I dated for a little while but it didn't work out, for him at least. I still harbour feelings for him but want them both to happy. Still sucks though.