Anonymous - 28/07/2013 04:59 - United States Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML 45 000 30 016
Poke-baller Anonymous - 07/06/2013 07:10 - United States - Marion Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML 61 046 70 261