By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States
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By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States
By lat187 - 12/11/2015 01:12 - United States
By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood
Top comment wins: I now have two mustaches on my face!! She sneezed away from me, thankfully not in my face. I felt the wax go everywhere. For some reason her gut reaction was to put the waxing paper on my eyebrow. Which made things a lot more difficult because they couldn't get to the wax. So they had to pick at the paper and peel that off the best they could. They tried warm compresses, and I'm not sure what different solvents they tried, but they did not work. My eye/face was getting so irritated I finally just told them I needed to leave. My friend helped me with baby oil which after a lot of patience worked. I'm still missing some parts. Thankfully they already called to offer me some various complimentary services.