By happyvalentinesday - 14/02/2015 22:20 - France - Montévrain
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By happyvalentinesday - 14/02/2015 22:20 - France - Montévrain
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Marseille
Bonjour, je suis la maman du petit galopin qui m' a posé cette question ! Il me l'a posée en voiture, mais je ne venais pas de prononcer cette phrase! Cela dit, je ne suis pas un ange et ai peut-être déjà prononcé cette phrase devant lui... Un oubli de clignotant dans une situation peu ambigüe, ça passe, mais dans un rond-point, ça a le don de m'énerver au plus haut point, surtout si ce conducteur était déjà un boulet auparavant ( vous savez, celui qui pile, qui fait des queues de poissons, qui roule super lentement en ville genre à 30 et à 110 quand on peut enfin doubler,etc..), ou si sur votre long parcours, vous en avez déjà croisés deux-trois comme ça... Alors, oui, j'avoue, ça a pu m'échapper un jour! ( déjà que j'ai horreur de conduire, mais mon chauffeur est en vacances, pfff!) Cela dit, malgré un sentiment de honte (oui, je dis parfois des gros mots!), je suis très contente que ma VDM ait été validée! Merci les MODOS, vous êtes pas des connards ^^