By frahan1 - 12/07/2008 20:45
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Le T9 n'y était pour rien, juste mes doigts j'imagine. Pour la petite histoire, je viens de me faire larguer mais je ne compte pas le dire à ma mère tout de suite, donc l'histoire de la bite c'était peut etre un lapsus mais pas révélateur de grand chose. Par ailleurs, mon boss, qui lit VDM, en a profité pour me convoquer dans son bureau pour voir les possibilités pour moi de quitter la boite.