By notagoodjoke - 25/12/2016 01:01 - United States - Vincentown
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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By notagoodjoke - 25/12/2016 01:01 - United States - Vincentown
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By Anonymous - 08/12/2016 14:53
OP here, I didn't expect this to get posted so I made an account :) Your comments genuinely made me laugh! Since this got posted, here's some background for you: this happened to me two years ago, after I had worked for them for over a decade. While it wasn't the greatest job in the world, it felt like a calling to me. There's nothing I love more than making people (especially children) laugh. I later found out that they fired me because my boss wanted to impress his new girlfriend by giving her niece (who happens to be a chimp handler/animal trainer) a job. It was a small company and they couldn't afford to keep the both of us on, so I had to go :( But it's all good, I got lucky and found myself a similar job with better pay and benefits. :)