TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML 54 395 8 616
DudeManBro69 - 01/05/2009 13:15 - United States Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML 61 051 3 575
jlover42 - 01/05/2009 21:07 - United States Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML 64 876 18 353