Unfinished Somniloquy Anonymous - 24/10/2010 23:17 - United States Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML 17 367 25 980
Stop, just stop Girl123999 - 04/03/2009 23:07 - United States Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he spank you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML 266 329 35 538