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Kristal_fml

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Kearny, United States
34 years-old
Tuesday 17 September 1991
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About Kristal_fml

Im a funny person who apparently loves anime.Im just an average teenage girl(loser who has no life) and im proud of it!Im a straight A and B student, and sometimes C+.Well so far ya might think im boring.i like good music like R&B,Rock,Soul,Electronic,techno,etc.Well I like to talk to people and play around.I also like to pull pranks on my brother and friends!My specialty is to draw and i get competitive whenever playing video games.I love to play all kinds of sports like baseball,soccer,volleyball,dodgeball,and ping-pong.My favorite is DODGEBALL!!!I like to play rough sometimes.=^^= In all im a fun person to hang around with.So dont be afraid to talk or be my friend.im the kinda girl who thinks she's a heroine or sumthin'. Sometimes, life isn't fair when you're innocent, right?

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By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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By arctic1 - 27/05/2009 09:45 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 336

You deserved it 68 765

By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

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Oh yeah?

By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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Hi-de-hi

By Droolgirl - 26/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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