sleepyTHC

Mr Surrey, Canada 34 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 5 December 2010, 00:39 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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cheerymama 23 January 2012, 00:49 United States

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

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