music_chick92

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML