Anonymous - 20/01/2013 05:01 - United States Today, my boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. FML 37 081 3 990
Fingkids - 25/09/2012 01:51 - United States Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML 18 316 33 900
Anonymous - 03/12/2009 00:34 - United States Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML 48 563 3 392