By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States
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By jgtrflynn - 24/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Beggs
My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)