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About Phonemolester
Il paraît que je suis bizarre.. je comprends pas pourquoi les gens disent ça.. Peut-être parce que je parle seule ou parce que je lis plein de romans homo-érotiques(du porno gay cherche pas)
Bref, si toi aussi t'es pervers/immature/schizo/yaoiste/violeur de roux/fan de Severus Rogue (qui est non seulement vivant mais aussi en couple avec Harry) messageprive-moi!
Mais en fait non!!Tout ça c'est fini *bruit du tonnerre* quel retournement de situation! J'ai commencé des études de médecines, et maintenant je suis obligée de bosser H24 t.t O rage! O désespoir! O vieillesse ennemie!
Wouech c'est triste mais dans 10 ans, si je réussis, je pourrais découper les gens et leur mettre des doi.. et les ausculter profo.. les vio.. ahem.. bref, je pourrais sauver des vies et tout!
Wouech ma gueule prends soin de toi mais t'attends pas à ce que je te messageprive souvent, je bosse non stop.. là je bosse pas mais ça compte pas. Wouech trikite pas, c'est moi qui écrit!
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Bonjour tout le monde !! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! En fait cette histoire s'est passé au changement d'heure d'été (on devait avancer d'une heure) Alors au final il était 5h parce que j'avais changé l'heure de mon portable mais lui aussi s'est mis à jour automatiquement donc au lieu d'avancer d'une heure il a avancé de deux heures (donc 6h au lieu de 5), et je savais plus si j'avais changé l'heure de ma montre (à 5h du mat' on n'a pas les idées claires ^^), et je ne savais pas non plus si mon radio-réveil changeait d'heure automatiquement ou pas ! Bref, sur le coup j'étais un peu perdue pour savoir lequel disait la vérité ;) Heureusement j'avais mon ordinateur portable dans ma chambre (vive la technologie!) et je suis allée sur internet pour avoir l'heure atomique ;) (mon téléphone portable étant une antiquité sans internet!) Donc finalement c'était bien ma montre qui était à l'heure (que j'avais dû changer la veille), mon radio-réveil était à l'heure d'hiver, et mon portable était en avance ! Donc nickel, j'étais à l'heure pour ma compet' ;)