Skiving randa - Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night, so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML 10 367 58 025
Kim - 22/03/2011 18:30 - United States Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML 52 794 4 882
Get that bussy Matt - - United States Today, I was late for the bus. I chased after it for 3 blocks until I realized that the bus driver was laughing at me trying to catch her. FML 34 959 8 659
tadam - 10/11/2008 09:11 - France Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML 13 494 74 867