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By IamAflyingCat - 22/10/2013 09:12 - United States
By raz_berri93 - 17/11/2013 05:31 - United States - Los Angeles
By Koizumiii - 15/11/2015 18:47 - United States - Chantilly
I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well
By michelle - 15/11/2015 15:21 - Netherlands - Amsterdam
By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond
I just wanted to clarify that later he felt bad and asked if I was fine, which I was. I also laughed at my clumsiness... I was even the one to close that door! Oops. I cleaned the mark (which he hasn't come home to see yet) and there is no violence... It's a funny story within our families now since I'm actually well known to be clumsy!