By OhGreat - 04/08/2017 12:00
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By OhGreat - 04/08/2017 12:00
Hey OP here! No he doesn't live with with his mom. No I didn't know his mom's name. He lives alone so no we didn't lock the doors. His mom lives in Florida with his step dad she was coming up to visit and to meet me she was a week early! He never called her by her first name it's always "my mom". But I guess when she's around he calls her by her first name all the time but with me he calls her mom. I hope to God that during us having sex he wasn't thinking of her....thats weird.