diapermommy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
One day this will all be yours
Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML