Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
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