Clitastrophe

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  • 35 years-old
  • Saturday 05 May 1990
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About Clitastrophe

I have a clit that causes catastrophes. Thus my name. Hehe, just kiddin'. My life is fucked, but I have never felt the need to bitch about it to the world. Why these people do is beyond me. Maybe their lives are just more fucked. I would die for my best bitch, Kiki, and I lurves my boyfriend, even though he has a tendency to talk in third-person. We're working on that, though ;)

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