Today, I was in a Zumba class with a young woman in her 20s and an older woman in her 80s. I couldn't keep up with either one of them. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
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