La loi c'est moi
By Pasdebol - 24/09/2015 19:47 - France - Tassin-la-demi-lune
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By Pasdebol - 24/09/2015 19:47 - France - Tassin-la-demi-lune
By yomgui34 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Villeveyrac
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By Balangor - 31/10/2015 14:15 - Belgique
La bonne nouvelle c'est que je les ai tous écoulés, on ne devra pas les finir ou (plus probablement) les laisser traîner dans l'armoire jusqu'à l'année prochaine.
Bonsoir à tous, je suis l'auteure de la Vie de merde. Pour répondre à vos questions : - Il est intelligent, j'ai mis que quelques adjectifs pour ne pas alourdir la vie de merde. Mais il a des centaines de qualités. - Il l'a fait avant que le film sorte et il a une signification pour lui (pas de pari, de beuverie...). - Il a d'autres tatouages dans le meme style et ca lui va à merveille car ca correspond à sa personnalité. - Je suis passée outre le tatouage et ça fait 6 mois que l'on est ensemble !! Merci pour vos commentaires, ils m'ont bien fait rire !