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reckless182 · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·United States

At least someone's happy…

Today, I had to tell my 10 year-old son that his father and I are getting a divorce. His reply? "Yes! I call living with dad!" FML

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fannylover · 18 February 2010, 20:12 ·United States

Drunk with power

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 166 You deserved it 3 042

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