Anonymous - 14/02/2012 12:39 - Australia Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML 26 966 5 852
michael - 14/02/2012 02:55 - United States Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML 7 192 42 033
SpLo0gIeR - 13/02/2012 15:30 - United States Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML 11 764 55 026
Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)