Sexy talk
By suckstosuck - 23/07/2013 04:04 - United States - Dana Point
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By suckstosuck - 23/07/2013 04:04 - United States - Dana Point
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OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my **** a twist.