By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia
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Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.