misterDINO

E or 13 July 2010, 13:41 United States

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

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OhNo 13 July 2010, 15:02 United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

201 comments

Wawawiwa 21 July 2010, 23:44 Namibia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

338 comments