Miss Clovis, United States 31 years-old Single
Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, at work, I slipped and fell on my backside. The creepy security guard offered to 'kiss it better.' FML
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