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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 07:10 - United States - Marion
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I have a mad obsession with Jayy VonMonroe (member of botdf) I love any type of music except country! People say I'm an outcast and I'm proud to be one so fuck off anyone who thinks differently
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I'm the person who posted this. I just forgot to log in. Anyway, I DID kick him in his deku nuts and walk out on him. Thanks for all your hilarious comments guys. :)
OP here. I made an account so I could follow up. For those of you doubting my parenting: in my household, no banshee-like deed goes unpunished. Yes, this was a school suspension, for those unsure, and it was three weeks, which is pretty reasonable. Sadly, this is a continuation jr. high school for kids who've been permanently expelled (I'm surprised no one asked why she's still in school during the summer), where banshee-like behaviors such as this are not rare.