margelover
Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
mohha3
In a relationship
dumbassbuffet
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Hot boy summer
Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
halloweed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML