By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn
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By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 21:43 - United States - Wailuku
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By purebliss - 06/12/2013 00:43 - Australia - Rozelle
OP here :) Some of you have taken this the wrong way so let me clarify - I was in NO way trying to garner 'likes' for donating to the Nelson Mandela Children's Hospital. I never even mentioned that I donated, I just posted the link and a little comment saying Please donate in honour of his memory. I assume no one donated because they didn't say anything and I just think it's a bit sad because even a couple of dollars goes a long way. Not many of my friends would have heard of the hospital either so I thought if I brought it to their attention they could donate and help the children in South Africa receive the care and treatment they desperately need. I believe it's a great way to honour Nelson Mandela's memory.
By unlucky neighbors - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - China - Shanghai
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Lol thank everyone! My iPhone wasn't in a case but surprisingly it's fine! But the wall, not so much. I kinda put a hole in it haha
By feiedbutter - 07/12/2013 14:55 - Canada - Ottawa
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Bangladesh
Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.