STOP - 08/05/2014 13:55 - Australia - West Hoxton Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML 71 326 8 880
the long distance guy - 08/04/2014 07:56 - United States - Waterbury Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML 47 796 6 993