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By Iwtumn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Austria - Deutschlandsberg
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By Iwtumn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Austria - Deutschlandsberg
By Steve97 - 13/07/2015 04:15 - United States - Los Angeles
By brichard22 - 12/07/2015 14:25 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Nottingham
By what - 11/06/2015 22:46 - United States - Livermore
Hey this is OP. I didn't know this got posted until looking at the new fml's. This happened this weekend a few days after my birthday no less. Part of it is my fault I've been working hard doing two jobs to save up enough money to hopefully move in with her someday. But this left me with barely little time to spend with her and she took it as me losing interest in her so she started dating someone else without me knowing and I didn't find out until she admitted it hours after I texted her. I still talk to her and she does feel terrible but whatever. Thanks to everyone for the support and I'm just taking it one day at a time now.