See ya later
By myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
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By myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
By jayc80 - 20/05/2011 17:59 - Bermuda
By kekeroos - 20/05/2011 15:17 - United States
By pyroman1127 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
While it is a public system and I'm bound to encounter plenty of 'weird' people, I would still never expect a 50 something year old professional woman to be picking at her scalp and then eating whatever it is she picks out. And while none of her pickings ended up on me, one good head shake would have changed that very quickly. It would have been Christmas in my lap in May!