Conspiracy of one
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pittsfield
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pittsfield
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By Anonymous - 03/11/2014 15:54 - United Kingdom - Bath
This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!