In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Conover
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By idiot - 04/01/2013 10:13 - Sweden
OP here. My key only works on the front lock so I couldn't use any other doors and our windows don't operate to allow anyone in. I had to call my boyfriend to come over and move it for me so I could get in. Recently the spare bedroom I workout in has been overtaken by gnomes and I've opened my bedroom door to a gnome in the hallway. He even put it in the shower. This is not a good way to help me get past my phobia.