Self-bodyshaming
By Anonymous - 01/10/2015 12:16 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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