Smeelover27

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About Smeelover27

Baby, you may as well call me Paul Revere, cause I'd like to give you a midnight ride. No wonder they were called the Intolerable Acts! I wouldn't be able to handle it if there were a tax on your sugar. I'm so glad that the Prohibition was repealed, because I'm drunk on you. You know what's unconstitutional? The fact that you still have every Article of your clothing on. This must be the 1900s because my train has some goods that I'd like to deliver down south. Are you 19th century California? Cause I'll explore you all night long for gold. Just ask Thomas Payne; dating me is Common Sense!

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OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my **** a twist.