ace352003

Mr San Antonio, United States 41 years-old

oliviakelly25 9 October 2009, 06:41 United States

Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML

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Anonymous 11 November 2009, 00:28 United States

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML

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Wawawiwa 21 July 2010, 23:44 Namibia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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