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About Newfiegirl

*Newfie girls rock; you know that, I know that, everyone knows that. * All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, Party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you. * kush rolled, drinks mixed, I prefer the better things. Two puffs & pass with you bittch ass ;) *I'm 18 years old, and I'm a mommy of a beautiful little girl, Aria. I dance, model, paint and ride! :) wanna know anything else ? Hit me up with a message :)

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Newfiegirl's favorite FMLs

Spontaneous

By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 781

You deserved it 62 104

By Stormy - 27/02/2011 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 075

You deserved it 13 995

Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 126

You deserved it 8 037

By ldbella - 27/02/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to find 6 words in a kids coloring book for ages 1 and up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 313

You deserved it 36 450

By LLCoolBean - 03/03/2011 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 59 020