Shelby Morseman

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Anonymous · 2 September 2018, 04:00 🌶️ Spicy

Sinners, the lot of you

Today, we were at church when I pulled my toddler’s hand out of his pants, and he screamed, "I WAS MAKING MY PENIS BIG!" I need a new church. FML

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