youmothERFUCKErs - 13/08/2012 17:50 - United States Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML 34 212 2 383
Danger zone didntevenknow - 13/08/2012 15:06 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML 14 582 38 187